Are you good in bed?  Then why you give yourself an F grade in sex?  I read "ThreeWillBeDragons" Xanga blog with a different joke each Friday.  Sometimes his dry humor have surpring punch lines.  Read on!...

 You know you're really broke when... American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. You're formulating a plan to rob the foo...

Thursday night, with all of us feeling a bit under the weather (though all of us had to work) we decided to get "take out" for dinner.  The newest restaurant on our side of town is a family diner called Shari's whi...

After 20 years of marriage, a couple agreed they should go see a counselor, so they set up the appointment. At the start of the session, the counselor asked what they thought their problem was.The woman immediately launc...

courtesy of madfuj One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would...

I decided to come back to this site, Lord knows why but I did. It feels good coming back I guess but, I miss sitting around and being lazy than typing something on a 'blog', oh well. So, election has passed people have s...

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In this week’s “Dear Star Savior”: — I give Jennifer Aniston tips for fighting pregnancy rumors — I advise Lindsay Lohan after she describes Barack Obama as "our first colored president" — I advise Kate Winslet about he...

我和你,是陽和陰,陽陰是太極的兩點,陰陽結合,天之經,地之義! 我、你、她,是三角形的三端,是最基本的圖形,亦是穩定的櫈的支架,一如神聖的三位一體; 一年有四季,因此三位女朋友加我一位就完整了,而且二儀生四象,是天地的基本單位。 五: 嘩!四位女朋友要了我的命,真受不了,不想了!

(本文不適合任何者心智未成熟者觀看,後果自負!) 排第一的異能是透視眼,只可以看穿女性的衣服,最討厭的是被迫觀看醜婦的裸體,唯有用女人底褲擋眼; 排第二的異能是把陽具的大小長短轉換,保證所有女人滿意,最討厭是年紀大的怨婦,可用處女經血阻止; 排第三的異能是把身體縮少,專用來偷窺少女底褲,最討厭是肥妹,可用胸圍阻止; 排第四的異能是讀心術,專讀懷春少女的春情,伺機和她共赴巫山,但不可以控制少女的心思; 排第五的異能是入淫夢術,可以...